Tech Tabs: Where Have All The Unicorns Gone?

After Square’s low IPO valuation in November, today Re/Code’s Jason Del Rey reported that Gilt Groupe will be sold to trapping and fur-trading powerhouse Hudson’s Bay Company for just $250 million, and One Kings Lane wants to sell to apparently anyone, for as little as $150 million.

Maybe all the “unicorns” are just donkeys with toilet plungers duct-taped to their foreheads.