Synergy. Circle back. Value add. We created a bracket of some of the worst and most offensive business jargon phrases of all time. And the winner of the worst business jargon of all time is: “opening the kimono.” So we took this phrase and put it on a piñata. And gave a few disgruntled employees a bat. Watch what happens and enjoy. Just remember: Whatever you do out there, please never open that kimono again.
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