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Hardcore Dads, Rock Out With Your Stokke Out With “Dad Metal”

Hardcore Dads, Rock Out With Your Stokke Out With “Dad Metal”

Dads, is all that thrash- and buzz-killing diaper doo and snot and bedroom-invading neediness wrecking your and satan’s us-time? Are you a dad at the end of your rope? Do you need a safe and effective way to vent your screaming rage without inflicting harm on your small children? Then Dad Metal–a CD compilation of throat-growling, blood-gushing fury–is for you. Tracks include “What Do You Mean, You Lost Your Retainer?” and “Daddy Wasn’t Hurting Mommy, We Were Doing Grown Up Stuff.” Also the perennial favorite, “Skylar is Allergic to Peanuts.”

Okay, so maybe Dad Metal doesn’t really exist, but the commercial for Dad Metal, created by a group of creatives at agency Goodby, Silverstein & Partners including writers Mitch Gage and Spencer Rivera for Funny or Die, will help you head bang your way through bed time.


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