On the Cheap
My last job paid so little, I’m now available at a discount.
Let the team relax; I’ll do it all.
Social life? No, thanks. I sleep at the office.
Superior Yes Man
Obedient to a fault.
Pressuring coworkers so you don’t have to.
Using gossip to my advantage.
Baking cupcakes on a weekly basis.
Utilizing the unpaid interns until they bleed.