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  • 06.03.10

The Man Behind @BPGlobalPR Speaks (Maybe) on His Motives and How Pranking Fuels Charity

Keep a bowl of salt beside you while reading this, just in case, but a man claiming to be behind the hilarious and cutting @BPGlobalPR Twitter account has written an article describing his motives and how @BPGlobalPR is helping out monetarily.

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An article written by a man purporting to be the founder of the @BPGlobalPR Twitter account, which under the guise of being a BP representative skewers the oil company’s response to its own Gulf oil spill, has been making the rounds today. Let’s first get this out in the open: the man uses a pseudonym, and just a few days ago CNET was embroiled in a mini-scandal in which they mistakenly identified the writer. There’s no particular reason to trust this account, but I personally do. The tone of the article matches the tone of the Twitter account, and certain facts match with what I’ve heard secondhand (that it’s a group of people writing the posts, for example).

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That being said, let’s get into it. The article is just as ruthless and cutting as you’d expect (the word “pickledick” is used, to frankly delightful effect; I fully plan to steal that word and sequester it for later use), both toward BP and toward the marketing and PR folk that have missed the point of @BPGlobalPR. Example:

I’ve read a bunch of articles and blogs about this whole situation by
publicists and marketing folk wondering what BP should do to save their
brand from @BPGlobalPR. First of all, who cares? Second of all, what kind of business are you
in? I’m trashing a company that is literally trashing the ocean, and
these idiots are trying to figure out how to protect that company? One pickledick actually suggested that BP approach me and try to incorporate
me into their actual PR outreach. That has got to be the dumbest, most
head-up-the-ass solution anyone could possibly offer.

Do you want to know what BP should do about me? Do you want to know
what their PR strategy should be? They should fire everyone in their
joke of a PR department, starting with all-star Anne Womack-Kolto and
focus on actually fixing the problems at hand. Honestly, Cheney’s
publicist? That’s too easy.

Interestingly, he notes that he and his fellow writers have not taken in any money from the runaway popularity of the account; instead, any money he’s taken in through merchandise has been donated.

BP seems to only care about maintaining their image so they can keep
making money, two things we have blatantly avoided. I don’t have an
image and I’m not making any money AT ALL for myself. Every penny we
make from the t-shirts goes to the Gulf Restoration Network. Just a few
hours ago, we made our first official $10,000 donation to healthygulf.org
from the money we’ve made selling free “bp
cares” t-shirts
in one week.

The piece as a whole functions more as an explanation for those who, in the author’s view, missed the point of the tweets (like the aforementioned PR folk). “I can’t believe I have to explain this,” he seems to be saying.

You can check out the whole piece here at StreetGiant.

Dan Nosowitz, the author of this post, can be followed on Twitter, corresponded with via email, and stalked in San Francisco (no link for that one–you’ll have to do the legwork yourself).

About the author

Dan Nosowitz is a freelance writer and editor who has written for Popular Science, The Awl, Gizmodo, Fast Company, BuzzFeed, and elsewhere. He holds an undergraduate degree from McGill University and currently lives in Brooklyn, because he has a beard and glasses and that's the law.

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