A: Dear Stickless, know that you are not alone. There are thousands of site-loathing employees out there, made nauseous by too much exposure to words like “initiative” and “solution” and “enhance.” Some are fighting back, and others have had their Will to Revise crushed by people like your executive director. But I’ve got the answer for you. It will take some legwork but it’s worth it.
Here’s the first thing to realize: You are never going to win an opinion boxing match with your executive director, because she is the judge as well as the opponent. What you need is an impartial jury. So here’s what you do: Track down 10 semi-random people—the kinds of people whom you’ve posted a website to reach. Meet with them, individually, and show them your web site. Give them 3-5 minutes to click around the site and read about what you do. Afterward, pull out a FlipCam and ask them to answer some basic questions about your organization (let’s call it Teflonia):
-What does Teflonia do?
-Who do we serve?
-What makes us different from Monvidia [the giant in your space]?
-Talk me through what you picture us doing. For instance, if we were Starbucks, you might say, “I picture someone behind the counter steaming milk to pour into a customers latte.” Or for Habitat for Humanity, you might say, “I’m seeing volunteers hammering nails into studs to build the frame for a house that will be given to a poor family.”
If your site is as bad as you say, you’ll get answers like, “Hmm … sounds like Teflonia makes solution enhancements. For needy initiatives.” (Incomprehension can be comic gold.) So then you’ll splice together a sample of clips into a 5-minute video. (Be fair–don’t just pick the most egregious ones.) (Or be unfair—what do I care?)
Now you’re ready. Ask for a meeting with the executive director and screen the video for her. Tell her: This is what people are taking away from our web site. Do you think this is good enough? If she has a conversion experience, send me a note. If you get fired, send FlipCam a note, it’s probably a video issue.