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The 10 Commandments, in TXT Spk: #3: No OMGs

The wits at McSweeney’s just posted a list of the 10 Commandments in text speak. RT@theLORD:

The 10 Commandments, in TXT Spk: #3: No OMGs
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Jesus on a Cell Phone

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1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

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6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

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M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

[McSweeney’s via Coudal; picture via Jesus Abides]

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