Given all the words to this post became the lyrics to the music video, I won't bore you with additional words, I'll let the video speak for itself.
Two words of caution:
- No actual brands were harmed in the making of this video, and
- This is best viewed on a large screen or at least an iPad, not your iPhone or smartphone.
The World Premier of "The 'Why Do So Many Brands Suck?' Song" video
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Recipient of over 320 national and international design and branding recognitions and awards, David Brier  is an award-winning brand identity designer, author , and branding expert. His firm's work  has won the admiration of peers and organizations but has, more importantly, helped clients jump-start their brands in new and innovative ways, even (and especially) when they've failed in previous brand makeovers. Most recently, the firm's celebrated work for Botanical Bakery was selected for the 2010 Communication Arts Design Annual and will be featured in "The Big Book of Packaging."