"Mad Money" host Jim Cramer, that chrome-domed hero of trashy TV addicts and armchair-finance junkies alike, has fallen on hard times. He appeared on "The Today Show" on October 6th, imploring viewers: "Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market. Right now." To say this statement fanned the flames of the Wall Street crisis is an understatement. A more apt analogy would be to say that Cramer dumped rocket fuel on a tire fire.