• Can you hear me, Chase Bank? I hate you. Every time I have to use your arcane, fee-addled products (I've got three checking accounts going just to try to maneuver through the thicket of hidden costs), useless apps (I've never been able to make your fancy "deposit checks by cameraphone" functionality work on my Droid), and moronically limited website (searching transactions more than a few months old? I might as well ask for a unicorn while I'm at it), I fantasize about re-enacting the end of Fight Club in real life.

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  • Can you hear me, Chase Bank? I hate you. Every time I have to use your arcane, fee-addled products (I've got three checking accounts going just to try to maneuver through the thicket of hidden costs), useless apps (I've never been able to make your fancy "deposit checks by cameraphone" functionality work on my Droid), and moronically limited website (searching transactions more than a few months old? I might as well ask for a unicorn while I'm at it), I fantasize about re-enacting the end of Fight Club in real life.

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