Company holiday parties are always a little awkward and never fail to present the opportunity for something explosive to happen. In this video, Mekanism's four founders manage to produce a tidy combo of the two. The following bit of iPhone cinéma vérité contains some adult language (Jay-Z's lyrics to '99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One'), clunky choreography, and perhaps the most asexual pseudo-strip tease ever committed to digitoid. Fair warning: toward the end of the video there's some inappropriate touching, which I'm sure HR handled. After watching the final bit of breakdancing, go back to the story "Repeat Offenders".