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Wasting away again in Sardinia

It may be the most downloaded home video since Pam and Tommy Lee's. At the embezzlement trial of L. Dennis Kozlowski, jurors were shown 20 minutes of highlights from the 2001 birthday party that the former Tyco CEO threw for his wife, Karen, on the Italian island of Sardinia. Within minutes, the footage was splashed across the Internet.

"We'd like to welcome all of our friends from...wherever you came from. We have a lot of things going on... tennis, golf, eating, drinking--all the things we're best known for."
--Kozlowski

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. I give you Karen Kozlowski."

"You know I can't speak, so just call me Mrs. K. That's it."
--Mr. and Mrs. K, after announcing their secret wedding

"Yeah!"

"Look at that!"
--Party goers, as Kozlowski posed with two toga-clad women

"Anybody else?"

"Yeah! Everybody!"
--Kozlowski, still with toga girls, and party goer

"Thanks, guys."
--Karen Kozlowski, after posing with models dressed as Roman centaurs

"Yes, it's...it's me. For those of you who were wondering where I've been since I got thrown out of the basketball game, hiding away in Sardinia wasn't bad."
--Singer Jimmy Buffett, who was paid $250,000 to entertain

"Whoa!"

"Ooh!"

"You guys are so decadent!"
--Party goers, after an archer fired a flaming arrow to light a "Congratulations, Karen and Dennis" sign