Transhumanism
Pimp our brains with cell-phone implants, memory-juicing neutraceuticals, reflex accelerators-- and a whiteboard. We really want a whiteboard.
A truly local Internet
So we know what's in our neighborhood, not just in our Everquest fiefdom.
Digital lockers
Two reasons:
Emailing ourselves makes us feel deranged and
If something ever happened to our 5,000 photos, 4,000 songs . . .
An email sarcasm screen
That works better than spam filters.
A foolproof password organizer
Whose password will, of course, be "password".