The Big Scooter Race

Scooter races can be dangerous, especially in a motor home park for seniors when the seniors are the ones doing the racing. A California health insurance agent prevented the worst carnage: the financial kind.
74-year-old Padraig O’Brien loved to watch those scooter commercials on
TV. “You can have your scooter, with no out-of-pocket expense,” the
announcer crooned. Like several of his friends at the Elysium Trailer
Park in Oxnard, Padraig was otherwise confined to a wheelchair. One day
Padraig and several peers purchased dandy electric-powered scooters
using their Medicare Supplement insurance policies to help defray their
cost. Visiting the Grand Canyon while maneuvering among crowds of
tourists on their scooters didn’t appeal to anyone at Elysium, but once
everyone had their scooters, something else became evident: the thrill
of scooter speed.

“I think we should set up a race track,” suggested Tony Pilano, at
79, a near-octogenarian assumed to be Elysium’s resident sage. Mary
Falafel, who spoke Arabic but wasn’t a 73-year-old terrorist,
preferring to decorate or draw, agreed. “I can make banners,” she said.
She loved to draw nude men.

The race track was set up along the trailer park’s wide walking
paths. In preparation for the big scooter race, the “main drag” was
clearly marked by Mary’s banners, a few of them rather lewd. Fourteen
scooters set to race lined up. Someone had brought a starter’s pistol.
The electric hum of racing scooters was vaguely reassuring to many in
the crowd of geezer gawkers.

Tony and Padraig jousted for the lead, each rubbing the other like
NASCAR drivers. Mary was running a strong third. As her scooter tipped,
she reached for what she thought was a convenient handle …
Exactly what occurred in those next crucial two seconds will never be precisely known.

The aftermath featured the friendly California Health Insurance
agent dutifully tying up loose ends after the participants had returned
to Elysium. Mary brought up what was on everybody’s mind. “Let’s have
another race,” she exclaimed. A silence ensued leaving her words
hanging in the California air.

A tear formed in Padraig’s eye. “Tony would have liked that,” he concluded.

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