OK, truth is there's almost nothing fun about spam. But lately, my inbox has been filling up with messages from an odd cast of characters. The fictitious senders' names, generated by a computer program, combine real words to produce hilarious monikers worthy of English Restoration comedy. I believe that Nightlife C. Wigwags is the one I'd most like to meet.
Other examples:
- Scriptural C. Gouty
- Tabitha U. Swellheads
- Washrooms H Rehabbing
- Tinsmiths A Mered
- Prawn D. Dialed
- Compulsorily S. Commander
- Serengeti R. Hoariest
- Douala R. Tumulting
- Duelling Q. Adored
- Gypsies I. Inflame
- Procurers G. Codifies
- Totting P. Isosceles
- Reclassify J. Cheer
- Billings M. Clapboarding
- Stereos O. Slowly
- Stumbles B. Sawyer
- Portage H. Multidimension
- Mongered Q. Sideboard
- Righteously P. Hereabout
- Transpiration A. Shaming
- Rime A. Censer
- Riesling L. Commonest
- Reforests C. Rephrases
- Foisted S. Harpsichord
- Tauruses J. Rarities
- Forwardness T. Megabyte
- Nightlife C. Wigwags
- Goriness Q. Adjournment
- Ungovernable C. Retches
- Men Q. Sidling
- Lettuce M. Folio
- Bitchier M. Piedmont
- Convivial D. Tea
- Contrition B. Pincers
- Literates B. Surpluses
- Planter C. Potent
- Aggressive A. Daughters
- Guppy G. Unsatisfying
- Oddness M. Sedater
- Surfeits H. Pickerel
- Prerequisite T. Piercingly
- Oaring Q. Agglomerates
- Carbuncle R. Unbolts
- Noticeable M. Grippe
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