1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.
ps. wwjd?
[McSweeney's via Coudal; picture via Jesus Abides]
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Recent Comments | 6 Total
June 4, 2009 at 10:12pm by Allen Bingham
OK team. Here are our ten commandments in TXT speak. So repeat after me, no more OMGs.
June 5, 2009 at 10:42am by Dan Kanouse
# 11 thr is no god
June 5, 2009 at 10:42am by Dan Kanouse
# 11 thr is no god
June 5, 2009 at 11:15am by Ryan Jones
You can translate most of that slang at http://www.noslang.com if you're a bit confused.
June 6, 2009 at 8:36am by Laura Ramirez
and @god has spoken, hehe!!!