What You Can Learn from The Office

By: Liz WebberWed Dec 19, 2007 at 11:08 AM

America's favorite fictional boss reveals what NOT to do in the workplace.

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Regional manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell) is never lacking for wacky schemes to motivate his team of employees at the Scranton, Pa. branch of the fictional paper supply company Dunder-Mifflin. But you might want to read this before trying any of them at home.

Don't Sell Your Condo on eBay Before You Land a Job Promotion

As he heads to his interview for a job at Dunder-Mifflin's corporate headquarters, Michael reveals he has sold his home to the highest bidder. He thinks he already has the job even though he knows Jim and Karen are also interviewing for the same position. It’s questionable whether selling your home on eBay is the best way to go, and it’s rarely a good idea to rearrange your whole life around a job you might not get. It will save you a great deal of hassle in the long run. More importantly, it will save your credibility as a seller on eBay.

Try Not to Hit Employees With Your Car

Although Michael claims it was an accident when he runs over Meredith with a company car, the other employees have their doubts. He also fails to see the gravity of the situation when explaining it to his new boss, Ryan. ("Double jeopardy" does not mean that two wrongs make a right.) Taking out your anger on your employees is a good way to get yourself fired and your company sued. Leave your personal problems at home.