In this season of Transformers and G.I. Joe, and with Hollywood prepping big-budget versions of Monopoly, Bazooka Joe, and Stretch Armstrong, what's next? Each week we'll supply the title for an upcoming--and completely fake--Hollywood movie. You supply the plot synopsis, then reveal the hidden text below to see what Rooftop Comedy came up with.

Brokeback Platform
Director: Gus Van Sant
Compatibility is a force of nature.

Quote: "I wish I knew how to force-quit you..."

Plot Synopsis

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