Pimp our brains with cell-phone implants, memory-juicing neutraceuticals, reflex accelerators-- and a whiteboard. We really want a whiteboard.
- A truly local Internet
So we know what's in our neighborhood, not just in our Everquest fiefdom.
- Digital lockers
- Emailing ourselves makes us feel deranged and
- If something ever happened to our 5,000 photos, 4,000 songs . . .
- An email sarcasm screen
That works better than spam filters.
- A foolproof password organizer
Whose password will, of course, be "password".